26.10.11

How to Open a Birthday Present (according to Jacob)

First, play with the bubble wrap.  Try to keep your brothers from taking it away and smashing it.
"You mean this isn't my present?"
Bang on the box.  "I'm a really good drummer!"
Taste the paper.
Play with the paper.  "This isn't my present either?  Why do you keep taking away all the fun stuff?"
Taste the box.  "Not nearly as good as the paper."
Bang on the box some more.
"You mean there's something inside?  Really?"
Spend hours playing in the shipping box.  "What a great gift!"

1 comment:

  1. Well what did he get...you left us in suspense yo!

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